Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, March 8, 2008

Torture Nation

Bush vetoed a bill that would have outlawed the use of torture by the CIA.

A man who describes torture as "one of the valuable tools" available to interrogate people has demonstrated his complete and utter lack of humanity. Bush has, with a stroke of his veto pen, recorded for time immemorial that he is a monster. He is no different from Father Torquemada, as both are men who used torture (what we now call "waterboarding" was known to the Inquisition as tortura del agua) because they both thought that they were on the side of the angels.

But Torquemada has gone down in history as serving on the side of evil.

As will George W. Bush.

1 comment:

Phil said...

There's yer legacy, asshole!
I just hope I live long enough to piss on his grave, I'm going to make a point of doing so, if they bother to mark it.