Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Are You Smarter Than a White House Press Flack?

You could easily be smarter than Dana Perino, who confessed that she doesn't know the difference between an aircraft carrier and a destroyer. Because, as she explained, she's a girl.

No, Dana, it's because you are somewhere on the continuum between "ignorant" and "idiot." Don't blame your gender for the fact that you have become a Kool-Aid addict, unable, just like your boss, to tell fact from fiction, to tell fantasy from reality.

'Cause I'm just a girl, little ol' me,
Don't let me out of your sight.
I'm just a girl, all pretty and petite,
So don't let me have any rights.
Oh ... I've had it up to here!

(H/T to Jezebel via Pitch, Ph.D.)
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