Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, March 2, 2008

Blaming Others for Failure

Buried in this story about Hillary Clinton's appearance on Saturday Night Live last night, was this nugget of blame-shifting:

"Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani, who dropped out of the Republican presidential race in January, appeared later on the “Weekend Update” segment. Giuliani blamed his campaign’s failure on a 1997 episode of the show, in which he dressed in drag for one sketch."

You can click on the second link and see for yourself. I don't know if he is just playing along or if he is serious about that. I suspect that, to some degree, that's just what he thinks.

1 comment:

PhysioProf said...

Giuliani is a floridly delusional narcissistic prick. He thinks all kinds of things that have no basis in reality. Just add this one to the list.