Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, December 3, 2007

Hey, Chimpy? Buzz Off!

Bush is giving Congress a "to-do" list.

My modest proposal is that Congress, with all due respect for his high office, give him a "go fuck yourself" list. I've seen no indication that Bush has taken it to heart that his party lost control of the Congress for a damn good reason and if he wants to know what that reason is, he need only look in a mirror.

It is very clear that Bush's idea of bipartisanship and negotiation is "you agree to do it my way." If Bush wants to play dictator, Congress should tell him to go fuck himself.

Stupie McFuckwit also had a cow over the Senate's preventing him from appointing his ideological idiots to jobs that they could never be confirmed to. Wow. Smirky McPoopiepants is upset. Maybe if he stamps his feet and holds his breath until he turns blue, the Senate might pay attention.

Blue Girl has the right of it: Give Bush nothing, unless it's a stroke.

2 comments:

Blue Girl, Red State said...

Thanks! I say we crank up the pressure! Give the Chimp a stroke for Christmas!

Comrade Misfit said...

That'd be a great present, but only if we can also give Darth Cheney his final heart attack.