Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys underground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"Eck!" -- George the Cat


* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset.

Thursday, August 18, 2022

Dear FBI Agents: Get a Fucking Clue. Conservatives Are Not Your Friends

Oh, don't kid yourselves, those of us on the left of the political spectrum don't much like you guys. Some of us have rather long memories of the Hoover era and I suppose a lot of us don't think that you've changed overly much.

But, at least we're not screaming for you guys to be defunded and killed, unlike the clowns on the Right.

Those clowns are all "law and order, back the blue", until they start getting arrested. Then it's cries of repression and they're LARPing with their knockoff AR-15s.

p.s.; the "words of advice" at the top have been changed. Enjoy yourselves.

6 comments:

B said...

"But, at least we're not screaming for you guys to be defunded and killed, unlike the clowns on the Right."
Not this decade, anyway.

Yeah, I know "whataboutism" and all that....

Comrade Misfit said...

Boy, you just hate not having the moral high ground, don't you, B?

Eck! said...

b,

Give up, you have nothing.



Eck!

Ten Bears said...

LOL

Dark Avenger said...

Which defunding are you in favor of, B? Cops or the FBI?

w3ski said...

When I was in my teens in the 60s', A radical group broke Tim Leary out of prison and hid him. My Dad had done university work with Mr. Leary and they had become friends at that point. Now years later and totally out of touch with him, the FBI calls the house badgering my Mom that she had better fink on Dad and come clean about where Leary is.
We all had a great laugh over it, but it did leave me with a lot of disrespect for the feebs. They are no better now I see.
w3ski