Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys underground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"Eck!" -- George the Cat


* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset.

Tuesday, August 30, 2022

Fly the Fiendish Skies With Air Chance

Two Air France pilots were suspended after physically fighting in the cockpit on a Geneva-Paris flight in June, an Air France official said Sunday. The flight continued and landed safely, and the dispute didn’t affect the rest of the flight, the official said, stressing the airline’s commitment to safety.

French newspaper La Tribune reported that the pilot and co-pilot had a dispute shortly after takeoff, and grabbed each other by their collars after one apparently hit the other. Cabin crew intervened and one crew member spent the flight in the cockpit with the pilots, the report said.

In-flight announcement in English on Air France: *ding* "Pardon, madames et messieurs, but the pilots, they are, how do you say, duking it out in the cockpit."

2 comments:

dinthebeast said...

Did the airline cover the passengers' underwear cleaning bills?

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Keaaukane said...

My parents flew from Honolulu to Tahiti on Air France once. They said about an hour out of Honolulu two stewardess carrying bottles of champagne went into the cockpit and locked the door. They came back out a little before the landing in Tahiti.

Take a chance, fly Air France!