Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, August 16, 2022

Impregnating These Down, Here

An abundance today:


Ten Bears said...

That's the best they've got!? LOL ~ Bring. It. On.

Ever look at the hood ornament on a Dodge Ram pickup?

Boots Mom said...

It wouldn't be TOO shocking if down the road, when new born females are tattooed close to their vaginas sayin' "Property of the US Gubmint". Isn't that the road we are going down, NOW ?!?!?
Don't have first hand knowledge, but, I think that Mushroom Dick has totally disappeared. If, maybe, the cap is still visible, up inside somewhere's. With a urologist's scope. Maybe.

Jones, Jon Jones said...