Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys underground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset.

Tuesday, August 9, 2022

BOOM-Chucka-Lucka-Lucka; Crimean Ed.

One person has been killed after blasts rocked a military base in Crimea, the head of the Russia-appointed regional administration there said.

Sergei Aksyonov wrote on social media that the blasts had taken place at the Saky military base near Novofedorivka on the peninsula's western coast.

Footage circulating on social media appeared to show multiple explosions

The Ukrainians claim to have hit the base. The Russians are denying it, proclaiming "Is smoking accident. Is no problem, Comrades." Probably because there were a shitload of Russian tourists on the beaches and telling them that they saw an accident rather than part of Herr Putler's little special military operation is more acceptable to the Kremlin.


Unknown said...

Is potato

Comrade Misfit said...

Now, that's funny. Well done.

Stewart Dean said...

Before and after satellite pictures. A world of hurt
Much more of this victorious not-war and the Russians are undone...beggared.