Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, August 5, 2022

A Man Has Got to Know His Limitations

Madison Cawthorn, sure as fuck, does not.

This makes no sense on so many levels. This is nothing more than LARPing with firearms. Tam is right; the only good thing for Maddy is that, in a wheelchair, he's less likely to trip over his clown shoes.


(Origin of the title of this post.{They could have blown up Hal Holbrook with him carrying a cheaper gun.})


Eck! said...

I watched that, seriously, its how you would get killed.

However if you want to play at swat and bad guys,
who am I to say its not fun.

I've seen some mil LARP and often it pretty funny
when someone tries to do to do it and makes a
colossal mess of it.


dinthebeast said...

What is he training for? A job on Fox News.

-Doug in Sugar Pine