Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, December 8, 2007

Yeah, Well

So Bob Gates is parroting the Bush Administration's line on Iran, the one that has Bush, in essence, saying "who are you going to believe, me or your lyin' eyes". Bush on Iran has all of the credibility of a used-car dealer trying to kick sand over the puddle of transmission fluid leaking from a `87 Pontiac while proclaiming that "this is one cherry of a car, mister."

So the CIA destroyed tapes of interrogations even after the White House told them not to.

So the economy may be free-falling into a recession.

So the Russians test-fired an improved Topol ICBM.

So the Albanians and Serbians in Kosovo hate each other's guts and would resume killing each other in a heartbeat.

I'm at a friend's house. She has a new cat that she got from the shelter, a black polydactyl female that, compared to my cat Jake, feels as light as a feather. She is very friendly when she's not hiding under the furniture.


And so for today, I officially do not care what is going on elsewhere.

Sue me.

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