Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, December 8, 2007

Yeah, Well

So Bob Gates is parroting the Bush Administration's line on Iran, the one that has Bush, in essence, saying "who are you going to believe, me or your lyin' eyes". Bush on Iran has all of the credibility of a used-car dealer trying to kick sand over the puddle of transmission fluid leaking from a `87 Pontiac while proclaiming that "this is one cherry of a car, mister."

So the CIA destroyed tapes of interrogations even after the White House told them not to.

So the economy may be free-falling into a recession.

So the Russians test-fired an improved Topol ICBM.

So the Albanians and Serbians in Kosovo hate each other's guts and would resume killing each other in a heartbeat.

I'm at a friend's house. She has a new cat that she got from the shelter, a black polydactyl female that, compared to my cat Jake, feels as light as a feather. She is very friendly when she's not hiding under the furniture.


And so for today, I officially do not care what is going on elsewhere.

Sue me.

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