Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, April 28, 2015

But, But, I'd Bring the S'Mores!

A threat was made by a state lawmaker, saying if he were not Christian he would light himself on fire. ... "If I were not a Christian, and didn’t have a prohibition against suicide, I’d walk across the street and douse myself in gasoline and set myself on fire!” Rep. Kevin Calvey said during a heated debate at the Capitol.
Yeah, and if his wife had wheels, she'd be a wagon.

Fucking meaningless threats from a gutless creep.

Oh and Hyperboil McScaredyPants was reacting to a bill that would, get this, raise the pay of state judges.

Go ahead and do it, you mouthy coward. You're just another Christianist wingnut: All hat, no cattle.

3 comments:

ShortWoman said...

So he'd kill himself except that he's afraid of what Jesus will do to him if he does? Seriously?

Is he really depressed, or is this a terrible strawman filled with red herring?

dinthebeast said...

Now he's infringing on MY religious freedom...

-Doug in Oakland

w3ski said...

This person needs some psychiatric help right away or go back to grade school. Adults don't threaten with self harm.
w3ski