Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, April 28, 2015

All the Cool Kids Do It; Gunnie Edition

...not cleaning their guns after they've been to the range. They'll clean them, maybe, every 2,000 rounds or so.

I can't do it. It feels wrong. It's like leaving the bugs on the wings after flying, or leaving a sink full of filthy dishes when going out.

And while I might not thoroughly clean a .22, I'll still wipe it down after I'm done shooting it.

3 comments:

dinthebeast said...

You clean it before you put it away. That's what I was taught.

-Doug in Oakland

w3ski said...

The one thought that I have read is that "you want it to shoot exactly like the very last time you fired it" and cleaning "can" change that. In effect I think that thought is clean it before you shoot it, if you have time.
w3ski

Phil said...

You don't have to remind me that I'm weird but to me, cleaning and oiling my guns after shooting them is half the fun.
Must be my mechanic's background.