Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, April 3, 2015

Jeb Bush is a Commie

Really. How does one grow up in Texas and live in Florida and not own a freaking gun? Too many of those clowns are typical pols, they only got into guns because it's politically expedient. If their base didn't like guns, they'd all be in favor of sending out the ATF to raid your house.

No shock that Secaucus Fats doesn't own a gun. He's from Joisey, he'd have somebody else do it for him.

(H/T)

2 comments:

Murphy's Law said...

Yeah, rumor has it that both Jeb Bush and Barry Obama wanted to go out shooting last year, but they decidced not to because both were afraid to go borrow a gun from Dick Cheney.

Joe said...

Jeb Bush has no reason to own a gun. As Tux likes to say, a gun is a tool you use for a purpose. What purpose? He doesn't like hunting, he doesn't live where violent crime is a problem, and he sure as hell isn't going to do anything to stop government tyranny.

Jeb doesn't own a gun like I don't own a stroller. Bravo.