Words of Advice:
DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.
1 comment:
Back in 1969, a friend of mine was arrested for conspiracy to manufacture a controlled substance (DMT).
In the trial, the cops entered transcripts from their phone tap. Well, those transcripts included private conversations between my friend and his wife while they were alone in their bedroom!
Not phone calls. Just conversations in a room with a phone sitting on the receiver in their bedroom.
We figured the cops probably entered those parts of the transcripts into evidence by mistake. But either they'd planted a bug they never admitted to, or the mic in that phone don't stop working just because the phone is hung up.
Now, we know that our cell phones can be monitored (including the camera), even when they're turned off.
Sleep tight.
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