"zOMG, The Streets Will Run Red With Blood!!!1!!1!"

That's been the prediction of the Bloomberger gun-banners since the modern push to legalize concealed carry began. Most recently, of course, in Illinois.

This is a result that I can tolerate, all righty:

Authorities say no charges will be filed against an Uber driver who shot and wounded a gunman who opened fire on a crowd of people in Logan Square [Chicago] over the weekend.