Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
4 comments:
I give up. They want me to quit smoking, drinking (I have), drinking coffee and now they are after my ice tea? Jesus wept.
I remember being stunned to learn that the urology business is seasonal.
Oh, and if you want a piece of jewelry based on a stone retrieval basket, I did one of those: https://www.shapeways.com/product/8KN8UR5FB/helical-basket-pendant?li=shop-results&optionId=42268789
Beautiful but frightening, Nan.
Baskets are scary...laser ablation was my choice...knock me out...Star Wars the stones into tiny bits...I wake back up and get given a sheet that says I'm stone free and can work again, Ms. Flight Surgeon.
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