Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, January 3, 2011

Blame Deflecting

With warnings of a blizzard in hand, Mayor Bloomberg declined to declare a snow emergency. As a result, there was no preparation for the post-Xmas blizzard, no staging of snow removal equipment and Mayor Mikey waited a day after the snow began to fall to think about calling in contractors to help.

But of course, no politician wants to have anyone think about how he screwed up. So Mayor Mike is falling back on an old trusted trope of gutless leaders, especially Republicans: Blaming the workers.

You made the wrong call on the blizzard, Mikey. Man up.

(And the same advice to you, Vampire Squid Boy.)

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