Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Honor Your Local Traitor Day

In the South, they celebrated Robert E. Lee Day on the same day this year that the rest of the country is honoring Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

So while the rest of us honor a man who, in the 20th Century, was murdered in the struggle for civil rights and equality, the Southerners honor a man who fought a war to preserve slavery. It is probably a safe bet that the men who dreamed up Robert E. Lee Day opposed everything that Dr. King stood for. It's probably a safe bet that not a few of them have white pointy conehead hats in the back of their closets.

5 comments:

suz said...

Oh, but it's all about LOVE (how much they LOVE the semi-literate white male...)

How fucking depressing.

BadTux said...

No no no, Suz, it's all about HERITAGE! A heritage of owning people of color as property, that is.

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

suz said...

Ah! I stand corrected. Thank you.

jbrock said...

No, no, it's all about States' Rights. Especially the right of States to allow their upper classes to own human beings as fucking property.

Honestly, I didn't even know this "holiday" existed. I guess this is one more reason to question Florida's Southern bona fides.

(WV: prate. ISYN.)

LRod said...

I repeat my sentiments as expressed in your earlier entry Cult of General Bobby Lee

Seems to me there's a word for someone who takes up arms against the country whose largesse has funded their education and commission, and whose constitution they've sworn to defend.

What is it? Um, traitor comes to mind. I've never understood the reverence in which Bobby is held. "…can't fight against my home state?" WTF! Your allegiance is to your country!

At least Arnold won a battle or two before he turned. What'd Bobby do? Commandant of the USMA is about it. That doesn't even deserve a statue, in my estimation. It certainly doesn't deserve canonization.