Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

UK School Administrators Set New Records for Being Stupid

A teacher was fired for allowing students to go sledding after class.

1 comment:

BadTux said...

The only good news for the fired teacher is that in Europe, you have a right to a job, unlike here in America where a job is a privilege to be taken away by your employer upon a whim. It is very likely that he is going to win his employment tribunal appeal and be reinstated. Not like here in America, where we are employed at the whim of our lords and masters, the grifter class who control most of the wealth of America, and can be dismissed with all the ease of a medieval lord deciding to off one of his uppity serfs. In Europe, it takes a *lot* to get you fired -- indeed, even simply eliminating positions to do layoffs can take months of work to document and get proper approval from the appropriate government officials. From what I read of this story, the school is going to have an uphill battle proving that this was a firing offense under EU labor laws...

- Badtux the International Comparison Penguin