Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Some Might Call it "Overcompensation"

Republicans seem to love them their oversized gavels.

Here is Reince Priebus, the replacement for Michael Steele as chairman of the RNC:


And, of course, John Boehner:


I presume that Steele will now avail himself of some of that good old Wingnut Welfare and get a no-show job at Fox News, the Hoover Institute or the Heritage Foundation.

8 comments:

BadTux said...

Wow, how did the Boner find a gavel that's the exact same color as he is?! I didn't know they even *made* gavels in that shade of orange!

- Badtux the Easily Amused Penguin

Cirze said...
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CalvinsMom said...

...except isn't the gavel pretty standard, no matter which idiot is laying about with it? I think Boehner's gavel is the exact one Pelousy used.

BadTux said...

Err, no, Pelosi's gavel was a small white one, not this big orange monstrosity. Just do a Google Images search for "Nancy Pelosi gavel" and you'll see oodles of images of it -- mostly from right-wing sites, so don't say this is a "liberal lie", 'k?

- Badtux the Gooogler Penguin

Comrade Misfit said...

Smaller, I think.

dinthebeast said...

Yeah, hers was way smaller, and she looked really amused at his when she was handing it to him. Aren't croquet mallets about that size? I thought he was a golfer...

-Doug in Oakland

puddy said...

i like to think that's a normal size gavel and boner and rebus are just tiny little people.

BadTux said...

Sorry Puddy, leprechauns are green, not orange ;).

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin