Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, January 17, 2011

Just When You Might Have Thought That Things Could Not Possibly Get Any Worse in Haiti...

... "Baby Doc" Duvalier has returned.

The Duvaliers were a family of father-and-son dictators. They were notoriously corrupt (their in-laws were as corrupt if not more) and ran the country with an iron fist. Their personal goon squads, the Tonton Macoutes, tortured and murdered political opponents, dissidents, and anyone else they felt like killing.

Baby Doc was deposed a quarter-century ago, but now he's back in the country. I don't see anything good coming of this.

3 comments:

One Fly said...

Wonder what kind of dubious shit is in the wind with this crap. Whatever may be coming I cannot believe it will be good.

Anonymous said...

Amazing. I thought he was dead. Must lead a charmed life.

montag said...

Just another reason why you have to promise them an airplane and shoot them at the airport.