Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, January 8, 2011

Educational Fuckery in Virgina

"Ho, ho, ho, you're in detention."

The offense: Tossing out candy canes to other students. Because a candy cane could be sharpened and used as a weapon.

I wish this was a joke. It's not.

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2 comments:

Dr. Bubbles said...

Ha ha ha! This makes me laugh because, when I was in 7th grade, I deliberately stabbed a kid in the calf with a sharpened wood pencil. (Dull story of jr. high stupidity and jerk-assery.)

And I bet the school in the article, even as they enforce zero tolerance of such contraband as candy canes, allows thousands of pencils in every day. Hell, they probably even supply them on some occasions.

1/08/2011 8:07 PM
Nangleator said...

No more pencils or pens in school? Rulers? Books are blunt instruments, desks, walls and floors can injure.

Perhaps it's administrators that are the real dangers in our schools...

1/09/2011 10:32 AM

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