Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, January 9, 2011

The Con Job of Law School

If you or anyone you know is thinking of going to law school, reading this article is a must.

Remember this: When a law school says that "X% of our graduates are employed nine months after graduation" (as of February 15th of the year after graduation), they're not saying that they are employed as attorneys, oh no. Any job counts. If a graduate is working as a barback/swamper at the Bucket O' Blood in Kansas City, that counts as "working." And, of course, there is outright chicanery:
A number of law schools hire their own graduates, some in hourly temp jobs that, as it turns out, coincide with the magical date.
The tragically funny thing in the article is all of the law school deans who admit doing things to fudge the data a little bit, but then turn around and say that they are playing by the rules and it's the other schools that are falsifying the rankings.

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