Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, January 24, 2011

zOMG!!1!!! They Might Get Teh Gay Cooties!!!!!1!!!!1!

I tend to think that snarking about the homophobia of the modern conservative movement is sort of like shooting a dead moose with a howitzer: It might be fun to do, but it doesn't accomplish much of anything.
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4 comments:

Allan S said...

I promise that a ridiculously high percentage of these hate mongering gay bashers have, or are sampling the 'forbidden' wares and are making smoke to cover themselves up!

1/24/2011 10:54 AM
Mule Breath said...

Of the wingers and wingnut organizations who have opted out of CPAC for queer reasons, one couldn't help but think that politics is better off without them.

For too many years now the tail has wagged the dog. Wouldn't this be fine if what we are witnessing is the beginnings of a post-Tucson, more reasonable GOP.

One can dream... right?

1/24/2011 1:41 PM
BadTux said...

Oh come on now. Next thing you'll be sayin' is that (former) Senator Larry Craig is gay. He just has a wide stance, a wide stance I tell ya!

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

1/24/2011 1:41 PM
merlallen said...

It's just a matter of time until DeMint is caught with a male hooker.

1/25/2011 1:40 PM

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