Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Some Foreign Nations Love U.S. Tax Cheaters

So they want our government to lighten up on going after tax evaders who are wealthy enough to move their money offshore.

I'm guessing that 99% of the complaints are coming from the Swiss.

Fuck those quislings.

3 comments:

John Milton said...

This is another justification for the FairTax. Think of all the money we spend on compliance now, at all levels (personal, business, and enforcement).

Accountants HATE the FairTax.

Comrade Misfit said...

By that analogy, John,we might as well open the doors to bank vaults because robbers hate them.

The "FAIR Tax" is like "clean coal", both are inherently contradictory.

John Milton said...

Accountants are good people making an honest living (OK, most of them) helping us live up to the over 1,000,000 lines of tax code. I was trying to emphasize that 95% of the compliance cost will disappear under the FairTax (including many of those accountants).