Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

"Wenn Sie Nicht Zahlen Ihre Steuern, Wir Schießen Ihren Hund"

(or, "if you don't pay yer taxes, we will shoot yer dog.")*

That is the message from the Swiss village of Reconvilier, which is using the threat of whacking dogs to get recalcitrant owners to pay their dog license taxes.

I didn't know that tax collectors were getting so desperate that they were taking tips from National Lampoon.


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* German is from Google Translate. If it is wrong, take it up with them, пожалуйста.

1 comment:

Jim Tlapak said...

Gosh I remember that NL cover from oh so long ago.

Possibly one of the cleverest magazine covers ever.