A star student in Lee county, NC, accidentally took her father's lunch to school with her. Her father's lunchbox has a paring knife in it. The principal of the school went on a tear of searching lunchboxes for heroin and Uzis. The knife was discovered and hilarity ensued.
No, not exactly. She was suspended and charged with possession of a weapon.
The article quotes a person identified as "a chief school resource officer", whatever the hell that is. (Do they have timber lots or coal mines on school grounds in North Carolina?)
Though I suppose that it is a good thing that there are such jobs open as school administrators, as it provides quasi-gainful employment for people who have no functioning cerebellum.
You know....Zombies.
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