Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, January 10, 2011

Betcha That the Bug-Killer Doesn't Spend a Night in Prison

AUSTIN, Texas —Tom DeLay, the former House majority leader, was sentenced to three years in prison on Monday after convictions for money laundering and conspiracy stemming from his role in a scheme to channel corporate contributions to Texas state races in 2002.
If DeLay loses his appeals, I'll bet that Gov. Perry will pardon him or commute his sentence.

Because the IOKIYAR Rule is the defacto law of the land in the states of the old Confederacy.

3 comments:

One Fly said...

Agreed

Phil said...

Ahh, but the fact that he was remanded into custody while they went round and round, the rotten fucker did get the gate slammed on him at least once.

squiregeek said...

Turns out that by the time he's eligible for pardon, he will have long served his sentence. Something about the laws in Texas being changed after a pardon-selling scandal. Governor Goodhair is powerless.