Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, January 30, 2011

Attention, U.S. Figure Skating Idiots

You have the 1903 Wright Brothers Flyer flying backwards on your logo:


The elevators on the Flyer were on the front of the aircraft, the rudders are to the rear.


Here is the 1905 Flyer:


And some movie footage of the 1908 demonstration flights, one of which set a world aircraft altitude record of 360 feet.

4 comments:

PhysioProf said...

HAHAHAHAH! Fucken dumshittes!

montag said...

Next time you watch figure skating, check out how much time they spend going backwards. It all same same those fellas.

BadTux said...

Of course, the Wright Flyer probably wouldn't have flown much worse backwards than it did forwards (it was not exactly the world's most stable aircraft), but it woulda been hard for the pilot to drive given that his seat was facing forward :).

Nangleator said...

Perhaps it's the model with the PFPHUD, or Predictive Flight Path Heads-Up Display. Those Wright brothers were clever dicks.