Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, January 28, 2011

Joe Biden, Sit Down and STFU

Asked if he would characterize [Egyptian President Hosni] Mubarak as a dictator [Vice President Joseph] Biden responded: “Mubarak has been an ally of ours in a number of things. And he’s been very responsible on, relative to geopolitical interest in the region, the Middle East peace efforts; the actions Egypt has taken relative to normalizing relationship with – with Israel. … I would not refer to him as a dictator.”

Let's look at a few facts. Mubarak assumed the presidency of Egypt following the assassination of Anwar Sadat by Egyptian soldiers in 1981. The subsequent "elections" were nothing more than rubber-stamp referenda. When Mubarak allowed opponents to run, they were hassled and jailed on trumped-up charges. Opposing Mubarak on the street has, before now, been a one-way ticket to one of the Mukhabarat's torture cells.

Egypt has a constitution; it has been suspended for the last 50+ years. Which means, in essence, that Egypt doesn't have a constitution. It is a one-party state which has become adept at using the police and the army to crush any opposition. Political dissidents are routinely arrested, tortured and imprisoned.

Mubarak is a dictator, in every sense of the word, even if he doesn't dress in flashy uniforms and holds massively-staged rallies.

So just shut up, Joe. Please. You are embarrassing us.

1 comment:

Phil said...

Laurel and Hardy reincarnate.