Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, January 8, 2011

Pollsters are Morons, and So Are the Idiots Who Print the Results

Color me unimpressed:
Magellan Poll: Romney Holds Huge Lead In 2012 NH GOP Primary
Riiiight.

Anyone remember who were the leading contenders in 2007? I believe that they were Hillary Clinton and Rudy Giuliani. Hillary got pretty close to the nomination, but Rudy spent five times more than John Connolly and achieved the same result.

If you take polls this far in advance on an election seriously, that is a sign that you shouldn't be taken seriously.
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1 comment:

montag said...

Comrade, polls this far out just give the other contenders a target to shoot at. I am enjoying the way all the bums are going after each other with sharpened tooth and claw this early.

1/08/2011 1:41 PM

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