The New Comcast Cable Lineup

This will probably be the new cable lineup:

Basic cable:
2- Your local NBC affiliate.
3- The next local NBC affiliate.
4- MSNBC
5- CNBC
6- CNBC World
7- ShopNBC
8- USA
9- SyFy
10- Telemundo
11- Weather Channel
12- Bravo
13- Chiller
14- A&E
15- Sleuth
16- History Channel
17- History Channel International,
18- Biography Channel
19- National Geographic International
20- Lifetime
21- E!
22- Golf Channel

Extra channels:
23-150- Lots of bullshit channels, including CNN

Premium channels:
151-157- HBO
158- Starz
159- Showtime
160-200 Sports and porn

Channels that you have to ask for and make repeated calls in order to get:
201- Your local ABC affiliate
202- Your local CBS affiliate
203- Your local Fox affiliate
204- PBS
205- F/X
206- Fox News
207- Fox Movie Channel
208- TNT
209- Turner Classic Movie Channel

Why, you might wonder?

Because Comcast is buying NBC and the first 21 channels are owned by either Comcast or NBC.