Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Three Islands of Sanity

California, where the energy extraction companies, the Koch brothers and the Chamber of Commerce were unable to persuade the voters to suspend pollution control laws.

Denver, where a proposition to establish a UFO commission was crushed.

Colorado, where a proposition to effectively outlaw abortion (and, quite possibly, to criminalize miscarriages) suffered a massive defeat, as did a proposition to enrich bail bondsmen.

1 comment:

smellsofbikes said...

I live in Colorado. I'm an electrical engineer (the most conservative profession there is, unfortunately, even moreso than economists. Okay maybe not gunnery sergeant, but I dunno.)
A lot of my coworkers have spent the last week looking very pissed because, and I quote one of my coworkers, "Colorado is too centrist." *sigh*