Dear Uncle Warren: Fuck You Very Much.

Warren Buffett had a thank-you Op-Ed in the Times yesterday to thank the Federal government from saving the economy from total collapse.

This is my response:

Dear Mr. Buffett:

I read your thank-you note in the New York Times.

Fuck you very much for sending it now, rather than a month ago, when it might have done some good for the senators and congressmen who cast the hard votes to save this country and who were punished by a horde of ignorant yahoos for doing that.

Fuck you very much for sending it, now rather than in the summer of 2009, when it might have made a difference in tamping down the yelling and screaming of those spoiled brats in the Tea party.

But no, you had to send your thank-you note when it would have no practical effect whatsoever.

Thank you not having the courage to stick your neck out.

Fondly,
Comrade Misfit