Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Joe Miller, Just Another Whiny-Ass Loser Who Seeks to Use Lawyers to Thwart the Will of the Voters

Joe Miller, just another in a sad string of whiny GOP sore losermen, is sueing to stop the state of Alaska from counting any ballots where a vote misspelled the name "Murkowski".

Funny thing about those teabaggers: They deride anyone who seeks to rectify a wrong against them by going to court. If you were fired for illegal reasons from your job, the conservatives think that you should suck it up and get another job. If a product breaks and hurts you, the conservatives think it's your own damn fault.

But let somebody wrong them in their eyes and they set speed records on the way to the court clerk's office to file their litigation papers.

1 comment:

Nangleator said...

Maybe he can threaten the state of Alaska with his paid thugs from Army bases.