Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
5 comments:
Judging from the size of those intakes, the engine might have swallowed a small plane without anyone noticing.
Glad I don't work on a ramp near those things.
Rolls-Royce got some 'splainin to do
Wonder what it looked like from the cabin when the engine hard parts blew through the top of the wing. Serious pucker.
WIth all the "incidents" that have been happening lately, from this to the two planes that lost parts of their skins, it appears al Qaeda doesn't have to dispatch bombs onto planes in order to down them. All they have to do is wait as our skin-flint airlines short maintenance more and more and the decrepit jets start disintegrating in mid-air all by themselves.
- Badtux the Flightless Penguin (and stayin' that way if I can help it)
Wow. I was wondering if some folks at Boeing were crossing their fingers over this disaster for their competitor...but then one of their own 747-400s had to land because of big-bang sounds in an engine. Seems a lot of maintenance corner cutting must be going on...
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