Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Goombye, Timmy

Tim Hortons is pulling out of New England.

I'm not surprised. I've had doughnuts at two of those places that are ging to close and, frankly, the doughnuts sucked. Both Dunkin Donuts and the few surviving independents had better sinkers than Tim Hortons.

1 comment:

Chris said...

You must not have tried them in Canada. Tim Horton's is, as you may know, a Canadian franchise started up by the famous hockey player of the same name. In Canada, they make the best coffee and donuts you can get anywhere. Anytime that I am in Canada I make a point of going to Tim Horton's. Why that can't be replicated in the US escapes me, but it can't.