Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

I Simply Deplore Such Vandalism

But Karma can be a real bitch at times:
McALESTER, OK — Members of a Kansas church who protest at military funerals may have found themselves in the wrong town Saturday.

Shortly after finishing their protest at the funeral of Army Sgt. Jason James McCluskey of McAlester, a half-dozen protesters from Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kan., headed to their minivan, only to discover that its front and rear passenger-side tires had been slashed.
I'm not advocating that the tires on their minivan be slashed wherever they go.

So please, please don't slash the tires on a dark-blue or black Honda Odyssey minivan with Kansas tags 550 CUV.

4 comments:

bohemia said...

And please do not pour any sugar in the gas tank of said van. They are sweet enough as it is.

Peter said...

I won't. I promise.

Sand in the differential, on the other hand . . .

(Hey - it's organic sand!)

tom said...

HA Ha ha ha
yes cause that would be bad!!!

I guess that is street justice

Chris said...

I promise -- promise, I tell you -- not to slash the tires of a dark-blue or black Honda Odyssey minvan with Kansas tags 550 CUV.