Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
4 comments:
Have them donate all of their retirement benefits and any medical too, shit, a three percent pay cut donated to the deficit would be a nice gesture.
All Republican congressmen and senators give up their 'socialist' health care, and regain their 'freedom' from the 'tyranny' of 'government oppression.'
Just get them to agree to trim 2% from the Pentagon's budget and basically every socialist pipe dream we could come up with would be paid for, in perpetuity.
But no, they're actually discussing a THIRD war in the middle east with a preemptive attack on Iran's nuclear sites and military (re: Sen. Lindsey Graham at Halifax International Security forum)
heavy sigh...
Paid For?
WTF
It's paid for cause we all contribute to unemployment insurance from our own pay checks..
Still we DON'T even need the F-35 isn't that the stealth plane which can't be left out in the rain?
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