Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Brother and Sister; a Caturday Extra

Gracie is in the foreground, Rocky is behind her. They had the same mother and they were born about 16 months apart.


Which means that they don't recognize each other as siblings. It is unusual for them to be this close to one another without growling and hissing. Rocky had jumped up into the chair about three minutes before I had taken the photo. Grace jumped down about three minutes after I took the shot.

1 comment:

Nangleator said...

I read an interesting trick about introducing strange cats to each other. You dab a bit of strong scent (vanilla extract was the suggestion, I believe,) on their noses and at the base of their tails.

That way, everything they smell smells like them, for a while. Probably short circuits some instinct for attacking cats that smell alien.