Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Bayonne, a Reality Show

The satire of the extended Palin campaign commercials starts at 5:00 into this, but it's worth watching the entire thing.

Update: Odd, it was there earlier this morning. You can still see the clip at the Daily Show's website, but the link and embedded code now goes to South Park. I took down the video until whatever is wrong at Comedy Central is fixed.

Now the embed code goes to the Colbert Report. Weird. I'm guessing that one of the web weenies at CC is from Bayonne and didn't find it to be very funny.

Finally!

The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Jason Jones' Bayonne
www.thedailyshow.com
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1 comment:

bearsense said...

Golly, all I get is SouthPark ......... Same thing on the CC site. I can't see Sarah from my desk.