Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, November 29, 2010

"Surely you can't be serious!"
"I am serious, and don't call me `Shirley'."

Leslie Nielsen has died. He was 84.

If you have never seen the movie "Airplane!", then I don't know you. (You should also watch some of "Police Squad".)
Posted by on or about 08:32

8 comments:

Human said...

He always busted me up. Here is a min interview not to be missed. I'm thinking of posting it as a tribute to Leslie.
Leslie

11/29/2010 10:10 AM
Victoria said...

I LOVED Police Squad!

11/29/2010 11:24 AM
Anonymous said...

It gave me a pang to see that he died...only this past weekend we streamed "Forbidden Planet" on Netflix and watched the young Leslie play a starship captain in the sci-fi classic.

11/29/2010 1:53 PM
Cujo359 said...

I loved Airplane and the Naked Gun movies. He was also quite good in a couple of guest spots on Due South. And yes, as Labrys noted, he was in Forbidden Planet, too. He used to joke that he played comic roles the same way he played dramatic roles, and let the script handle the details, but that's not quite true. He could be spot on in both.

11/29/2010 2:00 PM
Allan S said...

EB, I do believe you have a sweet spot for us Canucks....you do give a lot of computer space to us:)

11/29/2010 3:22 PM
BobG said...

I'm old enough to remember watching him as the lead in The Swamp Fox.

11/29/2010 7:14 PM
Center Puke 88 said...

The absolute best thing about Airplane is that no matter how many times you've watched it, it's likely you'll notice another little detail you missed when you watch it again.

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!"

11/29/2010 9:37 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

"You take a chance when you get out of bed, cross the street or stick your face in the fan."

11/30/2010 10:53 AM

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