Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Where the Money Went to Produce "Avatar"

It cost a lot of money to make "Dancing With Very large Smurfs." This pie chart shows where it all went:

funny graphs and charts
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Posted by on or about 17:07

4 comments:

SkinnyDennis said...

Sounds about right.

1/19/2010 8:40 PM
Sarah said...

Yeah. I haven't seen it yet (am I alone?) and don't look forward to it. Oh, I probably will, just to gape at the effects.

But ... what do you expect from the "auteur" of Titanic?

1/19/2010 10:02 PM
deadstick said...

Oh, shoot, EB. Now you're gonna hear from the Cameron Fanboy Borg.

1/20/2010 2:51 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Deadstick, let them come. I can ignore or delete comments with the best of them.

1/20/2010 3:04 PM

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