Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, February 1, 2008

Top Ten Things Overheard at Dick Cheney's Birthday Party

Of course, from David Letterman:



"Medic!"

"That's nice -- a card from Osama"

"He must be happy -- he's sneering from ear to ear"

"MMMMM! chocolate cake with Lipitor frosting"

"Clear!"

"Dick, you don't look a day over 93"

"Hey, his daughter is making out with Condoleeza"

"Instead of a pinata, we're gonna beat a Gitmo inmate"

"How about a rousing chorus of 'For He's a Miserable Old Prick!"

"Duck!"

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