Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, February 9, 2008

My Honey, My Baby, Don't Put My Cat Up On No Shelf

Just give me more treats and keep your hands to your self.

George will let the other cats push him around when it comes to getting treats, so I put them in a little custard dish and I put the dish on a shelf. The other cats can't get to him there.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

This cracked me up for a couple of reasons. First, and most importantly, we have a female cat who's at the bottom of the pecking order here. I give her a little something extra each time I feed them and I make sure to shoo the other cats away until she's had her fill of whatever that treat is.

And second, I had a boyfriend in college who showed up in my dorm room late one night, quite inebriated. He sang that Georgia Satellites song to me. I still chuckle when I hear it.