Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, February 18, 2008

Beauty Contestant Follies (Not Safe for Coffee)

This comes from List of the Day, so blame them. Try to stick with this long enough to see her "interpretative" dancing moves.



Based on my childhood experience with learning to play a trumpet, I'd estimate that she had first touched that poor horn maybe a month before the competition, for that's about how long it takes to get to the point of being able to play several notes while still sounding like a horn from a 1960s Chevy.

1 comment:

BobG said...

She has neither the wind or the lip for the horn; I've heard people who could fart better than that.
What is frightening is the fact that she probably had to beat someone else to get to where she is.