Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, February 18, 2008

Post Office is Going to Fuck You Up

The Post Office is going to make commercial mailers put a 31-digit bar code on everything, so the Post Office and the mailers can track whatever they want. That code will, no doubt, be on the reply/response envelopes all of the companies send out.

So here is my suggestion: Go to the drugstore or the office supply store and get a box of the cheapest white envelopes they sell. Use those instead of the ones the companies send you. What they hell, you have to pay 41 cents (soon to be 42) postage anyway, it's not as though you get a break from those codes.

Make those bastards work for their 41 cents. And stop them from tracking your mail.

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