Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

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"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

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"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Tracking Everybody All the Time

It's becoming apparent that when you cross any major international border these days, you are going to be fingerprinted and maybe iris scanned or have a dental exam.

My first thought was to sarcastically suggest that everybody be fitted with radio tracking collars, like they do to animals in the wild, but that is probably in the works.

2 comments:

CrankyProf said...

It's the anus prints that I object to. Getting ink out of your nethers is a major pain.

Comrade Misfit said...

Besides that, how do we know that Customs property sterilizes the proctoscope between exams?