Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Travel Warning

Do not, under any circumstances, cross the U.S. border with a laptop, Blackberry, cellphone, digital camera, or any other electronic device which contains personal sensitive information.

Those fuckers at Immigration and Customs Enforcement will copy all of the data in those devices and once they do, you will have no idea what they are doing with it.

As BadTux would say, the signs at the border should all read: "Welcome to Soviet America"

Please leave your freedoms and liberties at the border.

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