Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, February 7, 2008

And Then There Were Two

Willard M. Romney has dropped out of the contest. I guess it finally dawned on him that "winning the silver" in elections is about as satisfactory as being the second-place finisher in an axe fight.

In that, in his "goodbye and fuck you" speech, he stated that voting for Democrats is voting for terrorism, I hope he has lost every fucking cent of the $35+ million that he quote loaned unquote his campaign.

Good bye, Mr. Shitheel. On your way off the national stage, please be so good as to stop and go fuck yourself, your five non-military-serving sons, your horse, and everybody who looks like you. You can go back to your day job of outsourcing American jobs to China and India, you amoral piece of garbage.

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